thesmegalodon:

benihana-circumcision:

benihana-circumcision:

benihana-circumcision:

killwizard:

girlzero:

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lurking on r/machinists and it’s good

@benihana-circumcision

i find that machining as a profession is incredibly compatible with the specific blueprint of autism mapped out by reddit infrastructure

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i love manufacturing

discodeerdiary:

From the makers of “this meeting could have been an email” we present: this universal moral dictum could have been a personal boundary

derinthescarletpescatarian:

junnihilation:

bgm05:

bgm05:

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

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i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

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Originally posted by astralbondpro

Literally this

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

Anonymous whispered:

How do you deal with being compassionate on purpose with ASPD? I really struggle sometimes because it's so hard having to be aware of it all the time and I was wondering if you had any tips, thanks!

manywinged:

i’m not sure if i’m the right person to ask because i don’t know if i have ASPD, although i do have some things in common with people who do. but i guess my advice might be helpful anyway. honestly, as cold and calculating as it sounds, i benefitted a lot from trying to frame my actions through a lens of self-benefit and reward. i taught myself to be more compassionate, even when i don’t really feel like it, by reminding myself that if nothing else it benefits me personally more to be, because it’s more likely to improve the way people perceive me and encourage me to practice compassion again in the future. (it also helped a lot to imitate other people who i see as compassionate, or ask “how can i help?” when i’m unsure.) i like the person i am when i show compassion and restraint a lot better than the person i am when i decide to be cruel or petty or selfish, even if the latter provides me with more immediate gratification. it’s honestly mostly a case of practice and self-reflection. an awareness of your impulses and a willingness to change. and having that kind of self-awareness and self-control does feel really good in the long term.

Anonymous whispered:

what is your oc making process?

manywinged:

manywinged:

what if there was a fucked up guy

making ocs is kind of like making up a guy to get mad at except you also know their greatest fears and exactly how to hurt them

piratecrew:

me trying to click “next chapter” on an illegal scanlation website:

the hardcore yaoi ads that take up my entire screen:

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wordstream:

onibi-onibi:

(おじゃま攻撃かと思いきや | キュルZ@5巻7/27 さんのマンガ | ツイコミ(仮)から)

Translation:

You aren’t going to get in my way today?

Ah, it was just a new type of attack.

dracolizardlars:

Ok Disco Elysium fandom here’s a discussion topic:

How would Kim react if someone bluntly told him to his face that he dresses like a lesbian?

manywinged:

manywinged:

there’s something compelling to me about the fact that sometimes leaving a blade or bullet inside the wound it made is the only way to prevent you from bleeding to death. something about the symbolism of it. when the thing designed and intended to kill you is the only thing keeping you alive.

also yes i do enjoy a bit of penetration imagery and the perverse intimacy of violence. if you must know.

punchesco:

lookoflove:

lookoflove:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

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brother dubious

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“My liege, I’m afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course…”

hikarisakurariver:

crazy-pages:

catasters:

AUDIO! ON!

they are casting a level 7 Healing spell

legogonkdroid:

everyone likes to talk about fucked up joke spells like “super brain hemmorage” and “fill lungs with water” but i let my players make spells once theyre a certain level and my sorceror just sent me this text

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